burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

(via classicscat)

queenofsabah:

yeahmicah:



LMFAO

queenofsabah:

yeahmicah:

ohstopityou

LMFAO

(Source: observando, via tyrannobenasaurus)

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

(via tyrannobenasaurus)

thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

image

when u dont study and u get a good grade

image

(Source: cooldog1996, via tyrannobenasaurus)

(Source: shaeried, via tyrannobenasaurus)

remuslupinly:

thinks about trans albus severus potter shedding the weight of her awful name and choosing one more fitting like literally anything else

(via themaraudersaredead)

godsmangina:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I fucking love this country

godsmangina:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I fucking love this country

(Source: pasqualinoh, via life-of-a-latin-student)

comealongraggedypond:

marilynhanson:

i was gonna make a joke and just say “gaaaaaaaay” but like seriously
how many heterosexual sixteen-year-old boys do you know who will outright ignore the attention of girls? sirius is arrogant and haughty and he likes being at the center of attention; all of those traits indicate that he should be feeding off of the girls’ attention, flirting with them, or something, but he doesn’t. he ignores it and remains bored. sirius is utterly uninterested in women.
even in deathly hallows, where we get the only other hint vaguely related to his sexuality — the posters of girls in bikinis he put up as a teenager — harry immediately makes the connection that sirius put them up to piss off his parents.
there’s not much in the books that references sirius’s sexuality, but the little that does very much seems to imply that he was super disinterested in women.

[aggressively whispers] ASEXUAL

comealongraggedypond:

marilynhanson:

i was gonna make a joke and just say “gaaaaaaaay” but like seriously

how many heterosexual sixteen-year-old boys do you know who will outright ignore the attention of girls? sirius is arrogant and haughty and he likes being at the center of attention; all of those traits indicate that he should be feeding off of the girls’ attention, flirting with them, or something, but he doesn’t. he ignores it and remains bored. sirius is utterly uninterested in women.

even in deathly hallows, where we get the only other hint vaguely related to his sexuality — the posters of girls in bikinis he put up as a teenager — harry immediately makes the connection that sirius put them up to piss off his parents.

there’s not much in the books that references sirius’s sexuality, but the little that does very much seems to imply that he was super disinterested in women.

[aggressively whispers] ASEXUAL

(via siriuslytho)

Sam + Winchester Logic

(via thewinchestercave)

thespywhospies:

supernaturalapocalypse:

Season 9 | 9x22 - Stairway to Heaven

#Hannah looks so done #Like yeah Cas is a fan #We have a fan club meeting every Tuesday #He forces me to be vice president #We discuss how green your eyes are when the sun shines on your face at a 39° angle #FML

(via sherlockwolf)